The server tipped his body forward to tip back. Throwing the neon ball into the air, he pointed at it, swung his racket around. I loved watching bodies move… isn’t it amazing what we can do? With the time given to us. He delivered it fast and fierce over the net at the Beverly Hills Tennis Club.

Angelica threw her BH tennis cap to the back of her red Cadillac. Her hair fell over red leather like feathers, and she said it for the very first time. “The time has come for the time has come for you to pay attention.”

“Do you know Julio Iglesias?”

Before I could respond, her hand reached for me over the seat, her nails red, “I didn’t think so—believe me.” She cracked herself up. “Yes I do,” I said, the baby of the whitest woman alive. “Oh???” Leaning her back up against her car door, she crossed her arms dramatically and took a good look at me, a little princess. “Oh really?” Her brows rose.

“Yes.”

“No,” she shook that away.

“Yes.”

Dismissing that like a tough bitch, “No, no, you don’t,” she said.

“Yes.”

“No you don’t,” I didn’t. “Stop it,” she snapped. She pointed at me as she assumed her position behind her red wheel as if she knew how to handle a big one, baby. “But you will, believe me.” The stork who came to snatch a baby back, me, was ready to take flight, in other”words, getting down already. “Pay attention,” she warned me, sincerely. “It’s time to listen the words,” and the way she said words was delicious. “It’s time to listen and learn.”

Braz Dos Santos and partner Isabel winning the ‘campeão dos campeões’ (Champion of Champions) competition at Boca da Barra / Mano Ribeiro Wikimedia

“Me Va Me Va” by Julio Iglesias began to flow from the stereo. She clapped, moved her booty in her seat to the intro, which was the perfect take off song. We were going on a journey most definitely, baby. Checking her rearview mirror, she took on a tone that adults can take around young children, as taking on a young persona, even to reassure me, “we’re going to have fun,” she said, checking, like a bull-athlete-dancer, all blind spots. ”We’re going to play…” she said, as she thought that was all I needed, some amusement. Beginning to merge onto a wide, empty boulevard, you never know what’s coming, and it was funny, wasn’t it? A streak flew past her window, a car. You never know.

Tipping up the volume, “pay attention” was the name of the game, baby. “I like I like,” she flashed her brows and wondered if I knew what that meant, no thinking that I did. I did, she was referring to sex. Hand on the dial, chest forward, the big band instruments rose in volume. She grooved down La Cienega, smiling, getting sexy, thinking about sex, mostly. A driver did something stupid. She snapped — turned her body to check traffic out the back. She maneuvered this boat for a car — to switch lanes and speed after him.

Pulling up, coming to a halt, she honked honk long and hard. She waved with a nice fake smile in her fire-red Cadillac. She let it rip — gave a strong middle finger, hurled FUCK YOU at him like a bull. Now she was down low, tipping back up the volume, “pay attention… are you listening? Listening to the words? Do you understand what they mean?”

Around Ralphs, we finished the opening number… and now, it was time to take it to the next level but differently. A little Bee Gees flowed from the stereo, sung by Barbara Streisand. “I am a Woman in Love.” Clapping in her seat at a red light, we were going to deepen our understanding of life, even, love, of course, love love love above all. She spoke of nothing else. “Pay attention,” she said, with her pointer finger, for this song was important. She didn’t sing me the song, she taught me the song, if not the value of Barbara Streisand this day. Tipping up the volume, as if she had a tick, “pay attention,” she leaned over the armrest and began to diffuse the wisdom to me in her angel voice… here we go…

“Life is a moment in space…” she began, “pay attention, when the dream is gone,” she tipped it up, as her fingers were now glued to the dial, “pay attention, it’s a lonelier place. Why? Pay attention.” She turned it up. “I kiss the morning goodbye,” she waved it bye bye across her body, “but down inside,” she tipped her head down, “you know we never know why…” but she did, she made love all morning long, she communicated, cracking herself up, getting turned on. I laughed, she snapped. Hey, “Pay attention.”

Facing one another over the armrest, she looked as though she were telling a little girl a fairytale. “The road is narrow and long…” She drew the sight lines down La Cienega, barely able to sit still, “when eyes meet eyes,” her fingers demonstrated her eyes meeting these eyes out the windshield, “pay attention,” and she gave it to me with a fist, “and the feeling is strong,” and she was, “strong,” she repeated it, made sure it was clear. “I turned away from the wall,” She wailed, softly, in her angel voice. “I stumble and fall, but I give you it all…” The wheels rolled on…. into West LA. “Pay attention,” she said, her eyes hazily on the road.

“I am a woman in love…” here, right here, she delivered her passion to me that rose WITH Barbara Streisand’s EMOTION, “and I do anything to bring you into my world,” another sex reference coming my way, “and hold you within,” I got the picture with the way she gathered her fist. “It’s a riiiiiiiiiiight,” she declared, “I defend over and over again…” she really asked me, “what do I dooooo?” Ahhh, the story was developing. The question would be answered in the next stanza.

“Pay attention.”

She turned it up.

Navigating this ride once again in my mind, turning, switching lanes, remembering her fantastic performance, the song even today sweeps me away down an old boulevard. She never gave up her lesson— “in love there is no measure of time.”

“She didn’t call?”

“Who?”

“Your mother…”

“No.”

People always asked me that.

I tried to tell those who listened to this story over the years, as it tended to hook people, which didn’t help me, speaking of not foreseeing dangers down the road, that it was a love song. They didn’t tend to understand. It just was, a love song. I could not help it held dissonant chords, and that I could not resolve.

“In love there is no measure of time…”

As people believed this story sounded more like something you’d see on TV, on the big screen, the love songs would be the emotional drive through it, and I wouldn’t have to explain why. “Whoa whoa whoaaaaa, love!” Fist on the DASHBOARD, “I am a woman in love,” checking traffic behind her, stroking her Brazilian prayer bracelets hanging from the rearview. Love, she spoke of nothing else, and yes, it was sex, and yes, it was good, goddamit —“I am a woman in LOVE, hey!” She cried. “I’m talking to YOU,” she directed to me, “YOU,” as in me, “you know you know how you feel? What a woman can do…” and isn’t it true? And practically ripping the air into a fist, she’s DOING it, over and over again. Swept away to Barbara Streisand sustaining the note, I saw the sign: Miracle Mile, a neighborhood in Los Angeles famous for dinosaurs that sink in tar and do not stand a chance. I knew of miracles, from church, and I could sort of read already because I could compute letters as pictures. SHE was ENRAGED…the were windows down. Barbara Streisand poured out the car. The Cadillac veered into the left-hand turn lane, “It’s a riiiiiiiiiiiight,” and melting into it, she turned the wheel… “over and over again….”

carnival in rio - brazil 2005 - Ciska Tobing / wikimedia

“I am a woman in love!” She pulled into a driveway to pull a u-turn, still instructing me, still insisting that I pay attention! “I am!” We pulled up to a perfect house on the greenest patch of grass you ever saw. I jumped, to her surprise, her key still in the ignition, out the door. I bolted across her lawn, engine still running, to the end of the song…on the heels of my patent leather black Mary Janes kicking up blades of grass. There was a world, and I was in it —and I launched myself at her door, pushed it open. Time to see it, in my opinion, in a princess dress and a matching bow. Wow… I twirled in a black and white checkered foyer, under a stunning crystal chandelier, with I am a Woman in Love filling my body and soul…

Her youngest daughter, Nicole, came to the banister, a little puzzled; some girl was twirling with her arms outstretched in the foyer, and her mother was tripping over the names of her six children — ! —as if sneezing, trying to get to mine! It made her angrier! She combusted somewhere on her lawn and cursed to herself in Portuguese. “POHA!” Dammit! She said to herself. JESUS. “YOU! GIRL!” Maria!” I left the door open, and she wasn’t looking for a seventh child. “HEY!” Oooooh, I thought, oblivious to her, I saw a backyard through the threshold of the kitchen and out a window, as the bottom floor of this house revolved around the entrance foyer. But a woman stood in my way…a little taken aback by this little explosion that came through the door. I marched right up to her and said, “get out of my way.” I’ll never forget her face as she took a closer look at me down there. “Excuse me?” In a Brazilian accent. I believed I was clear, but I said it again to make sure. “OUT…of my way.” Angelita grabbed my arm, “what about please, sorry…?” It didn’t seem like I knew these words, so she got a little firmer, shook me a little, “PLEASE, SORRY???” I flipped out. Boom— quick—Angelita backed up like a real beast of athlete, told her cousin to BACK UP! Her sneaks squeaked across the foyer while she looked at me very clearly like are you kidding me girl???

I am a woman in love!

A moment of silence, shock, between these women — keeping their distance from me— her cousin looked at me as if I were the tazmanian devil.”Who is this person?” I made a run for it. Angelica’s mouth fell OPEN. She reached for her cousin, her bird-like face almost laughing from surprise, which would, as this woman had a proverbial whip at her disposal at any time, whip around — I could almost see it fly out of her and retract like the cord in old vaccuum cleaners and SNAP back into place. “HEY!”

Meanwhile, I pushed the screen door open. I was a strong baby—with a pop of my shoulders, destined to be a gymnast. My shiny black Mary Janes kicked up blades of grass as they charged through a backyard out of the American Dream towards a plum tree towering into the sky the color of my mother’s eyes… I grabbed a plump purple bum off the grass encircled by fruit. She had whipped back — anger — “hey!” She was coming for me, and she’d say it many times: I’m coming for you… through the kitchen, she tripped over her six children’s names—the screech of the back door opening, the white in her eyes as she roared. “NO!” She threw herself forward losing her balance!

“DO NOT EAT THAT PLUM!”

I SNAPPED AT HER. “IT’S MINE!”

“DON’T EAT THAT!”

If she took a step towards me, I screamed, I believe. I remember if she’d try to take a step, but she expresses her body as if we were further away from one another than we were, as she was a bombastically physical woman — talented. She was spilling OUT. The stork who snatched a baby back, as I called her that, looked comical in her tennis outfit meets grandma sweater spotlit in direct sunlight. She SCREAMED! “DO NOT EAT THAT PLUM!” “MINE!” “IT WILL MAKE YOU SICK! NO! SHE PLEADED WITH ME. “SICK!” I DID NOT BELIEVE HER. “YES! IT WILL.” “NO!” “YES!” “NO!”THE TREE IS SICK.” TAPPING HER TEMPLE, her voice sounded like the tennis sneaks squeaking across the court, she PLEADED with me TO NOT BE STUPID. “DIE.” I growled at her, “STAY AWAY!” “DIE? YOU WANNA DIE????” I stared her down, held my ground, my plum in my hand. I got bratty, and she got BITCHY. I just stood there though, I didn’t try to eat the plum, so she turned her cheek and crossed her arms. She let me be, not knowing what this was. She studied me, observed me. I came from a house of liars, so was she lying?

In squeaky tones, her arm shot — tree, tapped her temple.

I came from a sick tree as if this story were more like a parable that gave me the answer right at the start as well as a question to work out. Did the fruit fall far from the tree? Does it only apply to apples? (That’s for the Catholics.) What do we inherit, what do we have to inherit? Are we bad or good? What’s true? I would never live this moment down, who I was when I was four. Blades of grass turned flew over Angelita like confetti, so unreal.

Out the back door, the one and only José Leibowitz, twelve, pimply, and hormonal, slipped into the backyard to back his mother up.“What? Excuse me?” The door slammed shit behind him, and Angelica snapped at him, “DOOR.” The pre-teen pro-athlete kicking his feet just like his mother did asked his mother who I was, who THIS was. Nicole, sweet and soft as grass, already annoyed at José, appeared through them, a seven-year-old Dorothy in ruby slippers sparkling in the sunlight. Calmly, simply, she walked right up to me. “You can’t eat that.” I didn’t say anything. I just eyed her not knowing if she was a liar. I couldn’t, referring to the tree. “It’s sick.”

“Louise,” Angelica stomped at Nicole, “Mich-Andrea,” Angelica flipped, “José!” He snapped, “what?” “Not YOU,” she was FED UP. “Nicole!” She cried at her “wispy” child, obsessed with astrology, which annoyed her. “Do not eat that plum!” With her arm, Angelica cleared an invisible shelf, cast its contents to the ground. “No one goes on the slide! The bees!” The treehouse had been usurped by a colony of bees. Well then, where were these bees? Looking at this woman, suspiciously. I didn’t trust this woman’s story. “Nicole, Maria, Nicole, Maria.” Angelica told Jose, that she didn’t know who I was. “I was just here to play for the day, Alan.” Something about Alan. “Enough of this bull!” She barked, he went quiet.

Nicole suggested that I give the plum to her. I didn’t know what to do. “Or,” I could just drop it. It would make me sick, but by the looks of it, you’d never know, and Nicole was so diffused and gentle. I dropped it. Did I want to play? Okay, I nodded. Earthy, airy, peering at me, she wondered what my sign was. Like I knew what this was. “Andrea, Jo,” Angelica stomped, shook these names OUT — SPEWED their names SO ANNOYED at herself. “LOUISE! MICHELLE!”

“You have a match!” The third and fourth children came with their soccer balls out the small gate in the back—the sole brunette and sole blond couplet. Louise was kind in baggy soccer shorts and ponytails: pro-athlete and future lesbian of the family. Laughing at me, she spun her ball, and asked her mother in Portuguese.“Who’s the doll?” Michele, the lioness, scanned me bitchily, as she was the bitch in the family, but in the best way. Lethal, too, as blonds usually are. “Who’s this chick, Ma?” They were training to go pro. Angelica snapped, as she always did. “I’m just playing, relax,” she fixed her ponytail, gave her sexy eyes, and kissed her cheek. José, Michele, and Louise—after a head nod at me, an “Love you Moooom, you’re the cutest! Nicole, you smell, later alligator!”—ran towards the mini-van waiting out front. Nicole dimpled at Louise. “Good soul…” She said. Softly, expansively, she brought her green/blue gaze back to me. She informed me that they could go between the two. “When’s your birthday?” I told her, not knowing why she was asking me that question. “Oh, horse and human,” she nodded, “I see that. I’m a Virgo.”

“And I started living with you just like that?” I asked.

She snapped her fingers in my face, “like that.”