In sweats, which might be the right outfit in which I can communicate what coming from a sex scandal was like, meaning, I’m on guard, athletic, and in sunglasses. You know, I felt wrapped up in something I was writing, and I thought, oh, maybe I’ll just skip it, but I went, I was a few minutes late to my own rehearsal at the National Opera Center — so perfect. They have a great deal where rehearsal space is 5 to 8 dollars an hour, so I had the 8 dollar room today with nice windows, a mirror I could talk into, so I could watch my face, attitude, and begin to work on this character in SWEATS, no curls, none, I have no time for those, you see. My MAN, who I refer to, he’s behind me. He’s in the military, NFL, something like this. We have “bathtubs” in our future. We’re thinking about the bathtub. The cool bathtub, you see. We’re not concerned about the sex scandal. There’s a difference. Better together.
I loved that, and it happened by accident, I was in my sweats, which is all I want to wear right now, and a messy ponytail, and I just spoke about the sex scandal from this position. I’m a sports coach, PRO, like millions of dollars, I do not have time for silly games. I do not have time for your perspective on what a NFL game is, and how to play it, ME? This is my turf. Respect it. I get your watch on games on TV. I get your a fan, I do. I don’t have time for you. I need to concentrate on my man, on my team, what I’m directing here. If you’re doing something stupid, I’m going to use my limbs to communicate that to you, yell that to you in your face, because you can act stupid out there. Newsflash.
So today, I’m going to go around and try out this persona. But in my opinion, which is all that matters here, and sure, my man will say, maybe, at times, no it doesn’t, mine does too, but that’s basically where it ends. We have our own private thing, you see, that’s off limits. You cannot touch what I have with my man. The rest of you, it’s goodbye in the definitive, arriverderci. That’s where I come from, that’s what we say when we’re not hanging out anytime soon, it’s clear language.
I’m going to have fun with this one. So there you go, I showed up, and ended up having a fruitful time that made me laugh, still exploring HOW to tackle a show, potentially, and maybe I’ll stick with the sports persona, and try to mime bouncing a basketball, to add some PAZAZZ, some poetry, a She’s All That reference, if you’re paying attention, “pay attention,” that’s what Angelica Leibowitz said. “Pay attention, this bitch told me rape. You. Her. Rape.”
“Pay attention.”
In a Brazilian accent. “Pay attention.” There is a Brazilian mother who exists inside of me. Pay attention. She bequeathed me a whip, on the psycho spiritual plane, for this is her spiritual tool, if not weapon. Like, in the cartoon, she would have a whip. I have it too, I realized that, and I needed to use it in most cases. Annyway, I have a workshop I’m doing now for selling digital products online, something like this, as I gotta figure out how to make money for real and fast… because I’m definitely in a tight spot, just because I don’t have any money, anymore, because I wasn’t really thinking, honestly, and I need to make real moves.
Please, if someone has money in the bank, do not treat them like they don’t. You want to APPRECIATE in value NOT DEPRECIATE. It’s a BASIC idea. You build over time, I get that 500k WILL BE DELIVERED to me in a box, I do, but you’re still building over time. HOUSE. CAR. Nicer car. PLANS. You build over time. There’s nothing to say that a regular SHMOE like me couldn’t have acquired some wealth without all the hocus pocus. I hated these Beverly Hills gurus.
VALUE — UP — OVER TIME. Not DOWN. I’m talking MONEY. The real shit. The shit people actually care about. Masterbate elsewhere. I’m SHARP, most certainly. IN this outfit. Thank you to my Big Sister of America, respect, a former ball player, for helping me stay strong.